There are wretched, awful, sulfuric pits of Gehenna food puns on the other side. Count yourself among the warned.
Face it, some people are just funny. Butchers are funny. Tuba players are funny. Line cooks are cut-ups, especially when they start swearing at each other in Spanish and implying undue familiarity with family members and/or produce. Trauma nurses have a bracing gallows humor that knocks me backward every time.
And plumbers just… plumbers, man.
The voice recorder is janky, so my articulation suffered. Chichibio. Enjoy!